All Episodes
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Old Sketchy Spaghetti Factory (Ft. Robert Persinger)
S2 E20: The Big Spill. Baywatch may not have the balls to make fun of Greenpeace, but we do. Who's your favorite Jeff? There is no wrong answer, but there is a right o...
137 Minutes of Screaming (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)
S2 E19: The Lost Treasure Of Tower 12. It's the perfect crime. Watch a Baywatch episode. Force a guest to join us. Record a podcast episode. Use their larger platform ...
Foot Capitalism (Ft. Ali Biatek)
S2 E18 Shark's Cove. This might be our horniest episode yet. We spend a lot of time talking about feet and capitalism with Ali. Gotta keep your spare toes around somew...
I'm With You, Trash Old Bean
S2 E17: The Chamber and Where's Wally S1 E11 Ahead of the Future. Where's Mitchy Where's Mitchy Did you see him? Where's Mitchy Where Where Where Where's Mitchy ...
Special Victim For Your Unit (Ft. Emily Rose Reineke)
S2 E16: Now Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale. 2/3 of the people on this episode love this and 1/3 hate this. Will you support our populist oppressors or join the ...
Lynch, Jodorowsky, Bonann: Spice Bois
S2 E15: Sea of Flames. Eyyyy, that's a good pee. Much like pee, the spice must flow. This episode is on fire and so are we. It's precognitive summer camp, earthquakes,...
The Joey Chestnut Of Surge
S2 E14: Big Monday. Monday funday better than a Sunday. Can only do it one way, & that is the way of the wave inside you? No, that's just trauma. We have decided that ...
A Chunk Of Sandy Beef (Ft. Jami Donaldson)
S2 E13: War of Nerves. Folks...This episode is good. I can't believe I'm saying this but you should watch this one. Buzz Belmondo is back and better than ever. He is h...
Baywatch Rookie School Presents: Super Mario Brothers Live
S2 E12: Reunion. [Baywatch Rookie School studio] Morgan: [chanting] feet, feet- Michael: feet, FEET David Hasselhoff: [pounding his buoy] FEET, FEET, FEET
Going South on Obsession (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S2 E11: If Looks Could Kill. Glee, you're on watch. We're suing you for pre-cog IP theft of dinosaur prom. It's time for the horniest episode and amazingly, it's not e...
Kasparov, You Beta Cuck
S2 E10: The Trophy Pt. 2. This one is fully off the rails folks. They should not have made The Trophy a two part (or at all quite frankly). Join us for a discussion of...
Go For The Orifice, Bro
S2 E9: The Trophy Pt. 1. I am so glad that I am in the future because I can confidently say that this episode starts the end of the absolute worst of S2 (at least so f...
Hands and Mouth Outstretched (Ft. Valerie St. George)
S2 E8: Thin or Die. Welcome to Baywatch's fat shaming episode! There's a lot at stake, like a date, a mischievous dog, and whiskey stew. Luckily we have our first retu...
Alligators in the Armoire
S2 E7: Sandcastles. I hate this episode too much to write a good description. Skip watching this episode of the show please. Donate to mutual aid funds and food banks....
Taco Time Can Eat My Ass
S2 E6: Point of Attack. This is the worst episode of Baywatch yet. Please skip the episode itself and just listen to our podcast instead. We find a bunch of things to ...
Chicken Milk (Ft. Jami Donaldson)
S2 E5: The Fabulous Buchannon Boys. It's the episode of brotherly love! Come join us down on the beach for a collection of some super racist 90s white people doing rac...
Grilled Cheese Horn
S2 E4: Money Honey. The Baywatch Boys go to Hollywood! Warning, this episode has one of hottest takes Morgan has ever given. If you have strong opinions about Mario, t...
Ziggurrote
S2 E3: The One That Got Away. Hey folks, I know it's a pandemic, but you should all take yourselves a nice little Busman's Holiday to unwind. It's our most high effort...
His Sexy Smoke Alarm Tongue
S2E2: Nightmare Bay Pt. 2. It's part two of Nightmare Bay! Boy has this been a nightmare. Go watch King Kong vs Godzilla instead. I (Morgan) haven't seen it, but it ha...
A Tribute To Gregory J. Bonann
S2 E1: Nightmare Bay Pt. 1. This episode is just a tribute to one of the greatest men to have ever lived. A man named Gregory J Bonann. A man who, without his creative...