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Your Favorite Magic Crime
S4E17: Falcon Manifesto. Psst Hey kid, you an elbow vegan? Well don't worry any longer, because starting today, we have a solution for you! It's BeyondWenus. Tastes ju...
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Two Other Jabroni Lifeguards (ft. Eric Maccoux)
S4E16: Mirror, Mirror Well I suppose it's time we finally tell you. Michael and Morgan are actually the same person. In case you haven't figured it out, Morgan is o...
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A Folder in Firefox Called "Morgan's Mom" (Ft. Parker Phend)
S4E15: Coronado del Soul Part 2. If there's horny ghosts, in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Baywatchers!
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The Wind is Just A Horny Ghost (Ft. Parker Phend)
S4E14: Coronado del Soul Pt. 1. Beef boys! Exciting news! We're hosting our first Baywatch Rookie School Con at the Coronado del Soul. In order to register, you just n...
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Wrap It Before You Slap It
S4E13: Red Knight. It's the end of Ben! We are not sad to see him go, even if this is a particularly bad sign off. Come and join us on the beach for a reunion of the R...
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Cook According To Box Directions
S4E12: Second Time Around. We're back! Morgan's back from vacation, so we're recording the episodes we don't have any guests for. Baywatch is hitting it's stride in Se...
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Fishin' For Dick (Ft. Jon Brence)
S4E11: The Child Inside. It's time for a Very Special Episode starring a young Republican gymnast. Baywatch doesn't completely bungle depicting the Special Olympics, s...
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He Who Should Not Be Wahoo'd (Ft. Homecoming)
S4E10: Tower of Power. Baywatch is back on it's racist shit, so that's fun. Homecoming is also back, that's actually fun! We talk about graffiti and introduce a new se...
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Intersectional Cannibalism (Ft. Tristan)
S4E9: Ironman Buchannon. In a shockingly horny episode of the podcast, we spend far too much time (and also not nearly enough time) talking about old Nickelodeon Game ...
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Lars von Trier's Baywatch
S4E8: Submersion. CW: Talk of child death. Well, this is a heavy one, so it's a little hard to write a good joke description. Mitch deals with PTSD after almost failin...
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Wet Scientist (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S4E7: Tentacles Pt. 2. Well in theory this is a part 2, but let's be honest. It's not. The only thing that connects these episodes is the return of Helen! You gotta kn...
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Baywatch: Better Than Pee (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S4E6: Tentacles Pt. 1 CW: ED/bulimia discussion. Remember kids, never get a Goku cake, never get someone a book for their birthday, never go surfing without a leash, a...
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Telly Savalas Pooping (Ft. Bethany Sparkle)
S4E5: Sky Rider. This episode is just so full of hot air. Hot air balloons that is! Well, just one balloon, but it's in here like a lot
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You Stupid Pelican Man (Ft. Reeves Richards)
S4E4: Blindside. Oops all Pelicans. Have you pet a pelican recently? Some of them are cops and we don't endorse those birds. Fuck those birds. Like Zeus would
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Ultra Ketchup (w/ Jami, Robert, and Val)
S4E3: Lover's Cove. In this very special episode, Michael and Morgan have been taken out of commission by a purple jellyfish, so we have to bring in some help to conti...
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Mammary Mafioso
S4E2: Race Against Time Part 2. Baywatch is the Koo-Koo-Kookiest. Baywatch is the Ki-Ki-Kickiest. Baywatch is the Groo-Groo-Grooviest. Baywatch is the living end, friend
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No Apologies To Your Mom
S4E1: Race Against Time Part 1. Welcome to season 4! Can you believe it? We can't. It's a part one, which famously has always gone very well on Baywatch
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Do You Know What I Sent Your Mom? (S3 Finale)
S3E22: Fatal Exchange. Can you believe it? We've finished season 3! Overall, it's been a season of ups and downs, but at least it's not season 2. The blood feud has es...
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Pastamania, Brother (Ft. Paul Agnelli)
S3E21: Kicks. Join us for a history lesson on wrestling and jello. Gene LaBell is here to save us from being stuck in Gene LaHell. The saga of Pilates continues, as we...
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The Milpo Sclint of Murder (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)
S3E20: Shattered Pt. 2. It's part 2! And once again we have brought back our guest from episode 1. Just like part 1, part 2 is bad. Join us for an exploration of the G...
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Dumb Edition (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)
S3E19: Shattered Pt. 1. In which we discuss the appropriate amount of ham for a lifeguard for our least kosher episode yet. Also lots of wrestling talk, we're sorry
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Nether Region Interests (w/ Jon Brence)
S3E18: Stakeout at Surfrider Beach. On this episode we ask the all important question, who directs the directors? Join us for our sendoff of Guido. We will never forge...
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Blink With Your Special Ears
S3E17: The Tower. This is the buried secret of Baywatch. In our most M. Night Shyamalan episode, we talk about the right amount of ham for a Baywatch episode. Did you ...
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Hot Rocks! Get Your Hot Rocks Here! (Ft. Valerie St. George)
S3E16: Vacation Part 2. We're back! It's our first time having a guest return for part 2 and it's a delight. We talk about the dangers of gambling and how badly the 90...
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Florida, Germany (Ft. Valerie St. George)
S3E15: Vacation Part 1. This is a real Sophie's Choice of an episode. Watch more montages or spend less time watching this episode? Norwegian Cruises sponsored a two-p...
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The Love Hole
S3E14: Strangers Among Us. This episode rocks, Rock's Hudson that is. If you're listening to this episode, you've got some real strange bedfellows. Unfortunately we ar...
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Weird Rule of Thirds
S3E13: Island of Romance. It's a back-to-back record so we are on one this episode. Some real season 2 racism in this one, but at least we discover that Baywatch is Fe...
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Bave Dautista
S3E12: A Matter of Life and Death. Hot take, Baywatch is better than Doctor Who. David Hasselhoff, you're on notice. Start streaming Fortnite!! This one has some secre...
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Vanilla Starfish and the Semisonic Sausage Gazpacho
S3E11: Dead of Summer. Life Pro Tip: Grunge voice hurts your throat if you aren't singing it correctly. Please join us as we discuss punctuation in band names, nu meta...
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Illuminaughty
S3 E10: Lifeguards Can't Jump. Baywatch. Basketball. ARGs. What do these all have in common? Better listen to the episode to find out! We're bringing you the premium 9...
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