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Your Favorite Magic Crime
S4E17: Falcon Manifesto. Psst Hey kid, you an elbow vegan? Well don't worry any longer, because starting today, we have a solution for you! It's BeyondWenus. Tastes ju...
Two Other Jabroni Lifeguards (ft. Eric Maccoux)
S4E16: Mirror, Mirror Well I suppose it's time we finally tell you. Michael and Morgan are actually the same person. In case you haven't figured it out, Morgan is o...
A Folder in Firefox Called "Morgan's Mom" (Ft. Parker Phend)
S4E15: Coronado del Soul Part 2. If there's horny ghosts, in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Baywatchers!
The Wind is Just A Horny Ghost (Ft. Parker Phend)
S4E14: Coronado del Soul Pt. 1. Beef boys! Exciting news! We're hosting our first Baywatch Rookie School Con at the Coronado del Soul. In order to register, you just n...
Wrap It Before You Slap It
S4E13: Red Knight. It's the end of Ben! We are not sad to see him go, even if this is a particularly bad sign off. Come and join us on the beach for a reunion of the R...
Cook According To Box Directions
S4E12: Second Time Around. We're back! Morgan's back from vacation, so we're recording the episodes we don't have any guests for. Baywatch is hitting it's stride in Se...
Fishin' For Dick (Ft. Jon Brence)
S4E11: The Child Inside. It's time for a Very Special Episode starring a young Republican gymnast. Baywatch doesn't completely bungle depicting the Special Olympics, s...
He Who Should Not Be Wahoo'd (Ft. Homecoming)
S4E10: Tower of Power. Baywatch is back on it's racist shit, so that's fun. Homecoming is also back, that's actually fun! We talk about graffiti and introduce a new se...
Intersectional Cannibalism (Ft. Tristan)
S4E9: Ironman Buchannon. In a shockingly horny episode of the podcast, we spend far too much time (and also not nearly enough time) talking about old Nickelodeon Game ...
Lars von Trier's Baywatch
S4E8: Submersion. CW: Talk of child death. Well, this is a heavy one, so it's a little hard to write a good joke description. Mitch deals with PTSD after almost failin...
Wet Scientist (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S4E7: Tentacles Pt. 2. Well in theory this is a part 2, but let's be honest. It's not. The only thing that connects these episodes is the return of Helen! You gotta kn...
Baywatch: Better Than Pee (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S4E6: Tentacles Pt. 1 CW: ED/bulimia discussion. Remember kids, never get a Goku cake, never get someone a book for their birthday, never go surfing without a leash, a...
Telly Savalas Pooping (Ft. Bethany Sparkle)
S4E5: Sky Rider. This episode is just so full of hot air. Hot air balloons that is! Well, just one balloon, but it's in here like a lot
You Stupid Pelican Man (Ft. Reeves Richards)
S4E4: Blindside. Oops all Pelicans. Have you pet a pelican recently? Some of them are cops and we don't endorse those birds. Fuck those birds. Like Zeus would
Ultra Ketchup (w/ Jami, Robert, and Val)
S4E3: Lover's Cove. In this very special episode, Michael and Morgan have been taken out of commission by a purple jellyfish, so we have to bring in some help to conti...
Mammary Mafioso
S4E2: Race Against Time Part 2. Baywatch is the Koo-Koo-Kookiest. Baywatch is the Ki-Ki-Kickiest. Baywatch is the Groo-Groo-Grooviest. Baywatch is the living end, friend
No Apologies To Your Mom
S4E1: Race Against Time Part 1. Welcome to season 4! Can you believe it? We can't. It's a part one, which famously has always gone very well on Baywatch
Do You Know What I Sent Your Mom? (S3 Finale)
S3E22: Fatal Exchange. Can you believe it? We've finished season 3! Overall, it's been a season of ups and downs, but at least it's not season 2. The blood feud has es...
Pastamania, Brother (Ft. Paul Agnelli)
S3E21: Kicks. Join us for a history lesson on wrestling and jello. Gene LaBell is here to save us from being stuck in Gene LaHell. The saga of Pilates continues, as we...
The Milpo Sclint of Murder (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)
S3E20: Shattered Pt. 2. It's part 2! And once again we have brought back our guest from episode 1. Just like part 1, part 2 is bad. Join us for an exploration of the G...