All Episodes
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Dumb Edition (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)
S3E19: Shattered Pt. 1. In which we discuss the appropriate amount of ham for a lifeguard for our least kosher episode yet. Also lots of wrestling talk, we're sorry

Nether Region Interests (w/ Jon Brence)
S3E18: Stakeout at Surfrider Beach. On this episode we ask the all important question, who directs the directors? Join us for our sendoff of Guido. We will never forge...

Blink With Your Special Ears
S3E17: The Tower. This is the buried secret of Baywatch. In our most M. Night Shyamalan episode, we talk about the right amount of ham for a Baywatch episode. Did you ...

Hot Rocks! Get Your Hot Rocks Here! (Ft. Valerie St. George)
S3E16: Vacation Part 2. We're back! It's our first time having a guest return for part 2 and it's a delight. We talk about the dangers of gambling and how badly the 90...

Florida, Germany (Ft. Valerie St. George)
S3E15: Vacation Part 1. This is a real Sophie's Choice of an episode. Watch more montages or spend less time watching this episode? Norwegian Cruises sponsored a two-p...

The Love Hole
S3E14: Strangers Among Us. This episode rocks, Rock's Hudson that is. If you're listening to this episode, you've got some real strange bedfellows. Unfortunately we ar...

Weird Rule of Thirds
S3E13: Island of Romance. It's a back-to-back record so we are on one this episode. Some real season 2 racism in this one, but at least we discover that Baywatch is Fe...

Bave Dautista
S3E12: A Matter of Life and Death. Hot take, Baywatch is better than Doctor Who. David Hasselhoff, you're on notice. Start streaming Fortnite!! This one has some secre...

Vanilla Starfish and the Semisonic Sausage Gazpacho
S3E11: Dead of Summer. Life Pro Tip: Grunge voice hurts your throat if you aren't singing it correctly. Please join us as we discuss punctuation in band names, nu meta...

Illuminaughty
S3 E10: Lifeguards Can't Jump. Baywatch. Basketball. ARGs. What do these all have in common? Better listen to the episode to find out! We're bringing you the premium 9...

Judge Judy and Executioner (Ft. Homecoming)
S3 E9: Masquerade. Please join us for a real paraclete of an episode. We once again discuss how everyone has been on Jake and the Fatman. We will never be free. Also t...

She's Got Venice Hotdog Eyes (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S3 E8: Prince of Tides. Better watch out Beef Boys! Jake and the Fatman is back! This episode sounds so good because we got a new CPU (ChiPotle cinematic Universe). We...

No Getting High!
S3 E6: Showdown at Malibu Beach High. Psst, hey kid, you wanna see one of them High School Musicals? Well take a look at what I've got right here. It's definitely the ...

There Is No Baywatch Hentai (Ft. Bethany Sparkle)
S3 E5: Pier Pressure. This episode is our documentary on the history of Street Fighter. In theory we watched a Baywatch episode, but really wouldn't it be more interes...

A Man of the Lizard
S3 E4: Rookie Of The Year. We recorded two episodes in the same day late at night and mostly we talk about Clown Ice Cream and Mystery. It's a fucking weird one. No sw...

Dunkin My Facehole
S3 E3: Tequila Bay. We had no description for this. Should there be a description for this? Who knows? It's probably better this way. Treat this as the minimalism epis...

Boat Pranks
S3 E2: River Of No Return Pt. 2. It's the obligatory musical episode of the podcast! It's the bigfeet episode! We always knew they'd get us one day, but we always assu...

Proverbs Fortnite: 20:17
S3 E1: River of No Return Pt. 1. It's season 3! Finally we're done with season 2! It's a prospector party! We're digging for gold in them/their hills and hopefully fou...

Baywatch Nookie School (S2 Finale)
S2 E22: The Summer of '85. Oh thank god, we're done with season 2. It's an episode that fulfills all of our predictions by being terrible. It's the last appearance of ...

The Wikifeet of Cars (Ft. John Gilbert)
S2 E21: A Game Of Change. It's another gambling episode, so we have our resident gambling expert back. John Gilbert! If anyone wants to start HubHub, let us know. We'v...
