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Fish Tie Regalia (ft. Valerie St. George)
It's our most fashionable episode yet! We brought on a guest with a rare skill, they actually know what they're talking about-unlike the two of us. Have you spent too ...
Your Life Is A Travesty (S1 Finale)
S1 E21: The End? Holy shit, we made it! Season 1 is done! The orthquakes are here and oh boy, every one is in danger. You've escaped our first round of traps. Next sea...
Acceptable Multiplier of Onions
S1 E20: Old Friends. In this episode, we get to explore the concept of "what if an episode had dialog and also dark synth music". Cort does pepperoni crimes and defini...
The Sea Is Blue And They Are White (Ft. Emily Rose Reineke)
S1 E19: The Big Race. It's time to save the swimmers, it's time to win the race, it's time to meet the Lifeguards on the Baywatch Show tonight. Why do we always watch ...
A 10 Out Of Chum
S1 E18: Shark Derby. That's right! It's finally here! It's the Shark Derby that we've all been waiting for! We're gonna do so much Shark Crime! It's the most cartoonis...
Salvador Dali's Banana Boxing Gym
S1 E17: Eclipse. It's our Spookiest episode yet! Should this have been the Halloween episode? Yes. Is it? No! Instead, it's mid-February and we're doing our ghost epis...
A Real Wormsey Bonesy Problem (ft. John Gilbert)
S1 E16: Snake Eyes. Join us on Vanilla Ice's floating casino for some high stakes games of craps and another heist! Why does Baywatch have so many heists? Featuring gu...
Please Don't Retweet This Tad
S1 E15: Muddy Waters. It's time to engage in some discussion of watersports! We've got creep shot photographers! Cats! Sexism! A heist? I guess? But on the plus side, ...
I Can't Hear You Over All This Vacation (ft. Ali Biatik)
S1 E14: We Need A Vacation. We talk about NA Miatas, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kombucha, and the white savior complex in our most #deep episode. Headlights go up, headlights...
Secret Lobster Hole
S1 E13: Home Cort. Bikers, beaches, big bombs, and buddies are the star of this episode! It's time for a game of ~~thrones~~ lifeguards.
More Onastic Than Catastic
S1 E12: Armored Car. Der he is!! A short review of the episode and a longer one of a movie Morgan and Michael watched while drunk.
One Bedtime Away From Grey
S1 E11: The Reunion. In this episode, we discover how aliens control the beaches in an intergalactic, century-long war. I know this is scary, but if you listen to this...
The Watermelon Baby
S1 E10: Shelter Me. It's the legend of the stupidly named Watermelon Baby! In our wettest episode yet, we talk about effective storm prevention, an extremely boring "h...
Eddie's Hot Buttered Foot
S1 E9: The Cretin of the Shallows. The Night Puncher teaches us how to punch with knives! Eddie has a weird date! The Magical Boat Delivery Wheel delivers us a very sl...
I Believe
A love story between a man and a car. I Believe by FalCatrecon.
Please Retweet This Tod
S1 E8: Cruise Ship. Content Warning: Discussion of Sexual Assault and Domestic Violence. This is a bit of a longer one because we spent a fair bit of time talking ...
Swimming in the Moonlight Pt. 4
The finale to this tale of...romance? And...acceptance? And...eroticism? And...aquatic fortitude?
Men With Rat Tails and Iceman Chuck Liddell (ft. Robert Persinger)
S1 E7: Rookie School. It's a very special episode! We've got our first ever guest, Associate Producer of the Doughboys podcast and co-host of the Gentleman Overlords p...
Swimming in the Moonlight Pt. 3
Things get a little rocky in this, part 3 of Swimming in the Moonlight.
At Night? Some More Eggs
S1 E6: The Drowning Pool. In which we discuss how much Fred sucks, wave math, the correct drink to have with your pizza, and the complicated politics of wolven prison ...