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Judge Judy and Executioner (Ft. Homecoming)
S3 E9: Masquerade. Please join us for a real paraclete of an episode. We once again discuss how everyone has been on Jake and the Fatman. We will never be free. Also t...
She's Got Venice Hotdog Eyes (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S3 E8: Prince of Tides. Better watch out Beef Boys! Jake and the Fatman is back! This episode sounds so good because we got a new CPU (ChiPotle cinematic Universe). We...
Straight Talking from the Lips (Ft. Andrew Hallauer-Joynes)
S3 E7: Point Doom. Motorcycles, karaoke, and the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe) are the topics of discussion today. I hope you've reviewed the study guide or this epis...
No Getting High!
S3 E6: Showdown at Malibu Beach High. Psst, hey kid, you wanna see one of them High School Musicals? Well take a look at what I've got right here. It's definitely the ...
There Is No Baywatch Hentai (Ft. Bethany Sparkle)
S3 E5: Pier Pressure. This episode is our documentary on the history of Street Fighter. In theory we watched a Baywatch episode, but really wouldn't it be more interes...
A Man of the Lizard
S3 E4: Rookie Of The Year. We recorded two episodes in the same day late at night and mostly we talk about Clown Ice Cream and Mystery. It's a fucking weird one. No sw...
Dunkin My Facehole
S3 E3: Tequila Bay. We had no description for this. Should there be a description for this? Who knows? It's probably better this way. Treat this as the minimalism epis...
Boat Pranks
S3 E2: River Of No Return Pt. 2. It's the obligatory musical episode of the podcast! It's the bigfeet episode! We always knew they'd get us one day, but we always assu...
Proverbs Fortnite: 20:17
S3 E1: River of No Return Pt. 1. It's season 3! Finally we're done with season 2! It's a prospector party! We're digging for gold in them/their hills and hopefully fou...
Baywatch Nookie School (S2 Finale)
S2 E22: The Summer of '85. Oh thank god, we're done with season 2. It's an episode that fulfills all of our predictions by being terrible. It's the last appearance of ...
The Wikifeet of Cars (Ft. John Gilbert)
S2 E21: A Game Of Change. It's another gambling episode, so we have our resident gambling expert back. John Gilbert! If anyone wants to start HubHub, let us know. We'v...
Old Sketchy Spaghetti Factory (Ft. Robert Persinger)
S2 E20: The Big Spill. Baywatch may not have the balls to make fun of Greenpeace, but we do. Who's your favorite Jeff? There is no wrong answer, but there is a right o...
137 Minutes of Screaming (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)
S2 E19: The Lost Treasure Of Tower 12. It's the perfect crime. Watch a Baywatch episode. Force a guest to join us. Record a podcast episode. Use their larger platform ...
Foot Capitalism (Ft. Ali Biatek)
S2 E18 Shark's Cove. This might be our horniest episode yet. We spend a lot of time talking about feet and capitalism with Ali. Gotta keep your spare toes around somew...
I'm With You, Trash Old Bean
S2 E17: The Chamber and Where's Wally S1 E11 Ahead of the Future. Where's Mitchy Where's Mitchy Did you see him? Where's Mitchy Where Where Where Where's Mitchy ...
Special Victim For Your Unit (Ft. Emily Rose Reineke)
S2 E16: Now Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale. 2/3 of the people on this episode love this and 1/3 hate this. Will you support our populist oppressors or join the ...
Lynch, Jodorowsky, Bonann: Spice Bois
S2 E15: Sea of Flames. Eyyyy, that's a good pee. Much like pee, the spice must flow. This episode is on fire and so are we. It's precognitive summer camp, earthquakes,...
The Joey Chestnut Of Surge
S2 E14: Big Monday. Monday funday better than a Sunday. Can only do it one way, & that is the way of the wave inside you? No, that's just trauma. We have decided that ...
A Chunk Of Sandy Beef (Ft. Jami Donaldson)
S2 E13: War of Nerves. Folks...This episode is good. I can't believe I'm saying this but you should watch this one. Buzz Belmondo is back and better than ever. He is h...
Baywatch Rookie School Presents: Super Mario Brothers Live
S2 E12: Reunion. [Baywatch Rookie School studio] Morgan: [chanting] feet, feet- Michael: feet, FEET David Hasselhoff: [pounding his buoy] FEET, FEET, FEET
Going South on Obsession (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S2 E11: If Looks Could Kill. Glee, you're on watch. We're suing you for pre-cog IP theft of dinosaur prom. It's time for the horniest episode and amazingly, it's not e...
Kasparov, You Beta Cuck
S2 E10: The Trophy Pt. 2. This one is fully off the rails folks. They should not have made The Trophy a two part (or at all quite frankly). Join us for a discussion of...
Go For The Orifice, Bro
S2 E9: The Trophy Pt. 1. I am so glad that I am in the future because I can confidently say that this episode starts the end of the absolute worst of S2 (at least so f...
Hands and Mouth Outstretched (Ft. Valerie St. George)
S2 E8: Thin or Die. Welcome to Baywatch's fat shaming episode! There's a lot at stake, like a date, a mischievous dog, and whiskey stew. Luckily we have our first retu...
Alligators in the Armoire
S2 E7: Sandcastles. I hate this episode too much to write a good description. Skip watching this episode of the show please. Donate to mutual aid funds and food banks....
Taco Time Can Eat My Ass
S2 E6: Point of Attack. This is the worst episode of Baywatch yet. Please skip the episode itself and just listen to our podcast instead. We find a bunch of things to ...
Chicken Milk (Ft. Jami Donaldson)
S2 E5: The Fabulous Buchannon Boys. It's the episode of brotherly love! Come join us down on the beach for a collection of some super racist 90s white people doing rac...
Grilled Cheese Horn
S2 E4: Money Honey. The Baywatch Boys go to Hollywood! Warning, this episode has one of hottest takes Morgan has ever given. If you have strong opinions about Mario, t...
Ziggurrote
S2 E3: The One That Got Away. Hey folks, I know it's a pandemic, but you should all take yourselves a nice little Busman's Holiday to unwind. It's our most high effort...
His Sexy Smoke Alarm Tongue
S2E2: Nightmare Bay Pt. 2. It's part two of Nightmare Bay! Boy has this been a nightmare. Go watch King Kong vs Godzilla instead. I (Morgan) haven't seen it, but it ha...