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Your Favorite Magic Crime
S4E17: Falcon Manifesto. Psst Hey kid, you an elbow vegan? Well don't worry any longer, because starting today, we have a solution for you! It's BeyondWenus. Tastes ju...
Two Other Jabroni Lifeguards (ft. Eric Maccoux)
S4E16: Mirror, Mirror Well I suppose it's time we finally tell you. Michael and Morgan are actually the same person. In case you haven't figured it out, Morgan is o...
A Folder in Firefox Called "Morgan's Mom" (Ft. Parker Phend)
S4E15: Coronado del Soul Part 2. If there's horny ghosts, in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Baywatchers!
The Wind is Just A Horny Ghost (Ft. Parker Phend)
S4E14: Coronado del Soul Pt. 1. Beef boys! Exciting news! We're hosting our first Baywatch Rookie School Con at the Coronado del Soul. In order to register, you just n...
Wrap It Before You Slap It
S4E13: Red Knight. It's the end of Ben! We are not sad to see him go, even if this is a particularly bad sign off. Come and join us on the beach for a reunion of the R...
Cook According To Box Directions
S4E12: Second Time Around. We're back! Morgan's back from vacation, so we're recording the episodes we don't have any guests for. Baywatch is hitting it's stride in Se...
Fishin' For Dick (Ft. Jon Brence)
S4E11: The Child Inside. It's time for a Very Special Episode starring a young Republican gymnast. Baywatch doesn't completely bungle depicting the Special Olympics, s...
He Who Should Not Be Wahoo'd (Ft. Homecoming)
S4E10: Tower of Power. Baywatch is back on it's racist shit, so that's fun. Homecoming is also back, that's actually fun! We talk about graffiti and introduce a new se...
Intersectional Cannibalism (Ft. Tristan)
S4E9: Ironman Buchannon. In a shockingly horny episode of the podcast, we spend far too much time (and also not nearly enough time) talking about old Nickelodeon Game ...
Lars von Trier's Baywatch
S4E8: Submersion. CW: Talk of child death. Well, this is a heavy one, so it's a little hard to write a good joke description. Mitch deals with PTSD after almost failin...
Wet Scientist (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S4E7: Tentacles Pt. 2. Well in theory this is a part 2, but let's be honest. It's not. The only thing that connects these episodes is the return of Helen! You gotta kn...
Baywatch: Better Than Pee (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)
S4E6: Tentacles Pt. 1 CW: ED/bulimia discussion. Remember kids, never get a Goku cake, never get someone a book for their birthday, never go surfing without a leash, a...
Telly Savalas Pooping (Ft. Bethany Sparkle)
S4E5: Sky Rider. This episode is just so full of hot air. Hot air balloons that is! Well, just one balloon, but it's in here like a lot
You Stupid Pelican Man (Ft. Reeves Richards)
S4E4: Blindside. Oops all Pelicans. Have you pet a pelican recently? Some of them are cops and we don't endorse those birds. Fuck those birds. Like Zeus would
Ultra Ketchup (w/ Jami, Robert, and Val)
S4E3: Lover's Cove. In this very special episode, Michael and Morgan have been taken out of commission by a purple jellyfish, so we have to bring in some help to conti...
Mammary Mafioso
S4E2: Race Against Time Part 2. Baywatch is the Koo-Koo-Kookiest. Baywatch is the Ki-Ki-Kickiest. Baywatch is the Groo-Groo-Grooviest. Baywatch is the living end, friend
No Apologies To Your Mom
S4E1: Race Against Time Part 1. Welcome to season 4! Can you believe it? We can't. It's a part one, which famously has always gone very well on Baywatch
Do You Know What I Sent Your Mom? (S3 Finale)
S3E22: Fatal Exchange. Can you believe it? We've finished season 3! Overall, it's been a season of ups and downs, but at least it's not season 2. The blood feud has es...
Pastamania, Brother (Ft. Paul Agnelli)
S3E21: Kicks. Join us for a history lesson on wrestling and jello. Gene LaBell is here to save us from being stuck in Gene LaHell. The saga of Pilates continues, as we...
The Milpo Sclint of Murder (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)
S3E20: Shattered Pt. 2. It's part 2! And once again we have brought back our guest from episode 1. Just like part 1, part 2 is bad. Join us for an exploration of the G...
Dumb Edition (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)
S3E19: Shattered Pt. 1. In which we discuss the appropriate amount of ham for a lifeguard for our least kosher episode yet. Also lots of wrestling talk, we're sorry
Nether Region Interests (w/ Jon Brence)
S3E18: Stakeout at Surfrider Beach. On this episode we ask the all important question, who directs the directors? Join us for our sendoff of Guido. We will never forge...
Blink With Your Special Ears
S3E17: The Tower. This is the buried secret of Baywatch. In our most M. Night Shyamalan episode, we talk about the right amount of ham for a Baywatch episode. Did you ...
Hot Rocks! Get Your Hot Rocks Here! (Ft. Valerie St. George)
S3E16: Vacation Part 2. We're back! It's our first time having a guest return for part 2 and it's a delight. We talk about the dangers of gambling and how badly the 90...
Florida, Germany (Ft. Valerie St. George)
S3E15: Vacation Part 1. This is a real Sophie's Choice of an episode. Watch more montages or spend less time watching this episode? Norwegian Cruises sponsored a two-p...
The Love Hole
S3E14: Strangers Among Us. This episode rocks, Rock's Hudson that is. If you're listening to this episode, you've got some real strange bedfellows. Unfortunately we ar...
Weird Rule of Thirds
S3E13: Island of Romance. It's a back-to-back record so we are on one this episode. Some real season 2 racism in this one, but at least we discover that Baywatch is Fe...
Bave Dautista
S3E12: A Matter of Life and Death. Hot take, Baywatch is better than Doctor Who. David Hasselhoff, you're on notice. Start streaming Fortnite!! This one has some secre...
Vanilla Starfish and the Semisonic Sausage Gazpacho
S3E11: Dead of Summer. Life Pro Tip: Grunge voice hurts your throat if you aren't singing it correctly. Please join us as we discuss punctuation in band names, nu meta...
Illuminaughty
S3 E10: Lifeguards Can't Jump. Baywatch. Basketball. ARGs. What do these all have in common? Better listen to the episode to find out! We're bringing you the premium 9...